HeyLittleDick Review

British babes humiliate the guys on HeyLittleDick, often laughing at the size of their underwhelming cocks. They'll tease and belittle him before milking his dick for all it's worth, which isn't very much at all.

Men are stripped naked and paraded in front of clothed women as they critique his manhood. Some are are even forced to have their boner judged in side-by-side cock comparison contests.

As part of the Pure CFNM network, a membership to HeyLittleDick doesn't just give you access to SPH (small penis humiliation) scenes, but also 5 more bonus femdom sites where men are used as sex toys by controlling, hot, and  very horny girls.

Prices & Payment Options

• 1 Year at $16.66/mo - $199.95 total
• 6 Months at $18.32/mo - $109.95 total
• 3 Months at $19.99/mo - $59.95 total
• 1 Month at $29.95

When you go to the payment page you may think the site only offers a 1-month recurring membership package.

It doesn't. All you have to do is select the small arrow on the button where the package is listed and 3 additional subscription offers will appear.

You can choose from a 3 or 6-month bundle or a yearly pass. None of these are recurring memberships. This means when the time you paid for ends, you're not automatically re-enrolled and charged for the same subscription package again.

The monthly pass is recurring which means you'll have to manually cancel your subscription. I"ll tell you how to do this in a moment.

All the rates appear in US dollars. You can also easily change the currency denomination on the page amount to display the total amount in EUR €, GBP £, CAD $, AUD $, and JPY ¥.

You can also change the payment page so the instructions appear in one of 15 languages including Spanish, Japanese, French, German, Portuguese, Chinese, and Hindi.

When it comes to paying for a subscription, you don't have a variety of choices. Either pay by credit/debit card or... well pay by credit/debit card.

Unfortunately there's no option to pay by PayPal for your porn subscription or another payment method.

The credit/debit cards that you can use at HeyLittleDick are: Visa / Mastercard /Discover / JCB and Diners Club.

How to Cancel Membership

If you've taken out the recurring monthly membership package, you'll need to go into the site in order to put a stop to the monthly payment.

At the bottom of HeyLittleDick's homepage are links to the two online payment processors used by the platform - Epoch and CCBill.

Select the one used to process your payment and then complete the directions issued by the payment processor as to how to cancel a recurring payment.

If you don't remember which you used, tap the Contact Us link and email the site asking to cancel your payment.

This does take a bit longer, so make sure you don't do it the day your membership ends as you may end up having to pay for another month if it's not cancelled in time.

Quality of Porn

All the videos are professionally produced. There are no amateur home-made CFNM humiliation scenes here.

If you prefer your femdom humiliating a naked dude to be an amateur kinkster or the video to be truly home-made, check out AmateurCFNM, another site in the network you've got full access to.

All the models are experienced sex stars and, thankfully, not just your stereotypical young hot bit-titted babes.

There are usually at least 2 or 3 clothed nymphos in each clip, with many of them making fun of the pickle in front of them in a boner-induced British accent.

There's nothing like hearing an English femme fatale laugh at the guys and their small and shriveled shafts.

HeyLittleDick lets some of Britain's top porn princesses cut down to size the uncut cocks of pathetic British pricks.

Holly Kiss, Jessica Pressley, Krystal Niles, Nikita Law and Michelle Moist are some of the United Kingdom's queens of kink who let their tongues take control in all types of ways in the SPH sex set-ups.

And, it's not just the tiny weiners on screen who suffer from some very deviant degradation at the hands of sexed-up women.

You can also sit back and be humiliated by watching some of these X-rated videos where one or two girls play with themselves (or each other) as they stare directly into the camera laughing and pointing out your small schlong.

It's like a live cam SPH show where your puny prick is made fun of by hot British babes.

Types of Porn

While most of the women keep some of their clothing on in the videos, that doesn't mean all do.

In fact, a naked man is often spread-eagled as girls look on, undress each other and enjoy some hardcore pussy-licking and fingering fun while laughing at and flicking the small salami in front of them.

Things can get really hardcore with a bit of CBT action filmed in a pain-inducing POV style. It's as if they're trampling all over your balls.

However, it's not all pain and punishment. Some of the faceless men with microscopic members are treated  to a generous blowjob where the babes take it in turn to swallow every last millimeter of the minute member.

You can also find a few cuckold movies where a hapless homie looks on as his girlfriend fucks and sucks a king-size cock, gagging on the big-dicked dude.

The site makes is easy and quick to find a particular fetish niche. The movies can be sorted by category including genres such as Ballbusting, Comparison, Female Nudity, Medical and Spitting.

The guys are all inconsequential performers. There's no listing of the men and in many of the wet and wild CFNM videos, you don't even see their face. What you do see though are all body types and even dick sizes.

There are middle-aged porkers and young 6-pack porn princes alike, with all types of cocks.

Most are baby-carrot sized uncut peckers, but you'll also see a few donkey-kongs of eye-watering length who are still belittled and cut down to size by some cruel dominatrices.

Content & Update Frequency

HeyLittleDick has a small to average size selection of CFNM SPH clips which stands fully-erect with around 140 options.

But, this isn't really the case. There's a bit of exaggeration in size taking place at this small penis site.

Some of the movies are repeats. It seems as if the platform uploads an older clip so it appears there's a new update, though in fact it may be clip that was already on the site.

Big GodOfPorn smite for this and deserving of some non-kinky public humiliation.

On the upside, the PureCFNM network (all 6 CFNM sites) feature at least one new addition a week, if not more. However, they may not be related to SPH.

HeyLittleDick as a stand-alone site is infrequently updated. I haven't seen a new addition here in almost a year.

Video & Image Quality

The majority of the SPH CFNM X-rated videos are in HD, though most of the older clips max out at SD.

There a few which can be streamed or downloaded in HD+ (1080p), though these are very much in the minority.

There are no 4K UHD options here and I don't have any faith that there will be any in the near future.

The videos can be streamed in WMV or a Flash Player format. Or, you can download (without restrictions) in a WMV format.

The run-length of the clips varies between just 4 minutes to 25 minutes.

Every clip comes with an accompanying album of images. There's nothing short or small about the number of photos you'll get in an album. Almost all galleries have over 100 snapshots, with several featuring over 200 pics for your pervy perusal.

You can either view a gallery of the SPH photos in a slideshow format online or download the entire album as a ZIP file.

Safety/Discretion

HeyLittleDick runs on a secured HTTPS platform. HTTPS means all the information that is sent to and received from the site is encrypted so only the designated end recipient can read the info.

When it comes to your financials, both of the online payment processors use the same security protocals used by online banking and financial networks.

Your credit card information is protected by 256 bit SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) encryption software.

This means only the last 4 digits of your card are visible. The payment processor (Epoch or CCBill) can process the payment but scammers or online thieves can't identify your card's full number or even see the name of the card owner.

And, just as importantly, discretion is at the fore.

The charge is credited to a generic company name which gives no indication as to the service or product you've purchased.

Odds & Ends

Unfortunately, there's also a pre-selected additional membership on the membership page. Before you pay make sure you don't forget to uncheck the box at the bottom of the page.

If you don't you'll inadvertently pay $1 for a month's subscription to another porn site. You may think this is a great deal, which it is, but it comes with a catch.

If you don't cancel the add-on membership, after 30 days you'll automatically be charged $29.95 for a recurring membership to the site.

At the bottom of the site is a link to Live Cams.

This takes you to a live cam2cam porn chat platform. While you can chat to the models' in their open cam chat rooms, you'll have to pay extra if you want to go into a private session for some steamy CFNM SPH fun.

In addition to HeyLittleDick, your membership gives you full access to all the X-rated CFNM sex clips at 5 additional sites which are part of the PureCFNM network.

These include: PureCFNM, Lady Voyeurs, CFNMGames, GirlsAbuseGuys and AmateurCFNM.

Conclusion

HeyLittleDick is very much a niche site focused on two main fetishes, Small Penis Humiliation and CFNM.

The choice of movies is limited, but considering you get access to over 2,000 additional clips spread over the 5 bonus sites your subscription includes, you won't find yourself at a loss of what to watch.