HustlerParodies Review

Let's face it, sometimes sex is funny. It doesn't always have to be hot and heavy.

Crazy, kinky, wild, boner-making mature babes are my fave type and there's no shortage of them at Hustler Parodies.

This site gives a fresh take on hundreds of the most famous movies to hit the big screen in recent years.

Some of the most popular faces and bodies in the porn business take on our favorite movies and TV shows and give them a fresh new fetish twist.

You'll be laughing out loud before your very happy ending when you visit this XXX world featuring the hottest mature and MILF porn-stars at Hustler Parodies.

Prices & Payment Options

• 1 Year at $9.96/mo - S119.49 total
• 3 Months at $19.95/mo - $59.85 total
• 1 Month at $9.95/mo - renews at $24.95/month
• 2 Day trial $1.00 - limited access

Your membership package doesn't only include access to all of Hustler Parodies X-rated movies, but gives you access to a range of additional bonus porn sites which are part of the Hustler Network.

You can pay with a variety of methods including: Visa, MasterCard, Diners Club, Maestro, Online Check, Bitcoin and PayPal.

Hustler Parodies also lets you trade in unused or partially used gift cards from major retailers and brands.

You don't need to worry or work out how much is on the unwanted gift card. All you do is select gift card as a payment option and then choose the brand of card you have.

Instead of using it to pay for a grande latte from Starbucks or some toilet cleaner from Walmart, getting a pass to Hustler Parodies is far more satisfying and no-one ever need to know what you did with their gift.

Once you've selected the card brand and inputted the unique PIN number, the site works out how much money is on it and emails you back with a membership package for a number of days according to the dollar value of the card. 

You then have a choice to confirm the subscription or decline it and use the card for something else.

Unfortunately one thing that doesn't make me laugh at this porn site is the ubiquitous cross-check box as you pay. 

It's listed as a free 3-day trial subscription to another XXX sex site, but don't think you're getting something for nothing.

After the 3-day trial period ends you'll automatically be charged $32.00 for a monthly subscription so make sure you either uncheck the box or set a reminder to cancel the membership before 72 hours ends.

Like most subscription-based sites your membership package automatically renews and unfortunately here, the 1-month and 2-day trial renew at a higher rate. 

Quality of Porn

I'm sure there are very few X-rated fans out there who haven't heard of the Hustler porn empire.

I'm sure most of you have read (or looked at more to the point) a Hustler magazine in the days when porn was on paper.

Today Hustler's variety of top-quality porn is easily available online.

Hustler Parodies is just one platform in the family of XXX media your subscription gives you access to.

Other sites in your HustlerPass include: Anal Hookers, Beaver Hunt, Asian Fever, Bossy Milfs, Busty Beauties, Daddy Gets Lucky and Muchas Latinas.

If you're into some retro bushy business you can check out VCA Classic or if you want to go hardcore the X-rated fetish videos at Hustler's Taboo will leave you red and raunchy.

At Hustlers Parodies, they fulfill most of our wishes when they take on fan favorites and fill them with sex and goofy outtakes.

Classic scenes in movies and TV shows such as Kill Bill, Silence of the Lambs, Game of Thrones, Mad Men and even the Fast and Furious get a sexy redo without compromising on the blockbuster quality of the originals. 

Some of the biggest porn super-stars take on the roles.

Stars such as Kiera King, Lexi Swallow, Skin Diamond and Melina Mason dress up in character, open their legs and make sure the climax of each scene is captured in a close-up HD shot.

Not only are the porn queens made up to look like the characters they're parodying, but the sets and locations are designed as replicates of the original movies.

Types of Porn

While there is a wide and varied selection of the more seasoned porn actress in almost every movie, it's not only the matures and MILFS who feature in these stunning sexy clips.

Anal in This Ain't Avatar, gangbangs in This Ain't Dracula, bondage in This AIn't Baywatch and girls-on-girls licking their plates and pussies clean in This Ain't Hell's Kitchen are just a sample of the pleasures that await.

it's easy to find your favorite fetish. The sites at Hustler Network all feature a similar user-friendly interface that lets you search via film, photos. models and categories.

If you're into hardcore scenes, while there's a big selection in this category, the action isn't really that extreme. Let's just say soft-hardcore at best. For some reason, the biggest group in the hardcore category are political parodies. 

Apparently showing a politician getting spanked by his secretary is hardcore. I'm not going to comment on what I think about this, but lets just say what goes on in the Oval Office would make Abe Lincoln blush.

If you're looking for some Asian-themed parodies, the Joy Fuck Club and a couple other scenes from This Ain't Hawaii Five-O and the Poon Tang Clang is about it. Unfortunately, as of now, Bollywood has been spared the porn treatment.

Another category that really needs work on at Hustler Parodies is the BBW genre. All the performers tend to conform to the pert big tits and long limbed category. There's only one BBW scene available and even then, to call the performer BBW or chubby is a bit of an exaggeration. 

Content & Update Frequency

Currently there are just over 940 XXX porn parody movies to choose from. 

But when it comes to updating, this is where the site really lets you down. To say it's not updated frequently is an under-statement. 

In fact it seems as though the site has fallen victim to the studios shutdown during the Covid-era and since 2020 hasn't added any new videos. In fact during 2020, just 4 were uploaded and in the year prior, no new sex parodies were added to the platform.

However, your subscription is a global pass to the Hustler world of XXX entertainment and with thousands of videos at the other platforms to enjoy, running out of viewing options isn't going to happen.

Your pass gives you unlimited access to the largest collection of exclusive X-rated videos on the Internet.

Video and Image Quality

Most of the clips last around 20 minutes and can be downloaded or streamed. 

However, if you're on the 2-day trial pass you'll only get access to a limited number of videos so choose wisely. 

The newer movies are available in HD and also feature a short teaser you can watch for free.

The teasers though will keep you in suspense. All the kinky action is saved for paying members.

Below are the  file formats available:

• HD MP4 720P 
• WMV 720P
• MP4
• Qucktime (for older videos in SD)
• ZIP (for images)

The more recent additions have accompanying photo albums you can download or view online.

Each album features around 40 images taken from the movie.

Safety/Discretion

Every platform in the Hustler network is protected by state-of-the-art software security protocols.

Hustler Parodies work on an HTTP Secure (HTTPS) platform. This means all the information sent and received by the site is encrypted so only the sender and the receiver can view it. 

Like all the other porn platforms in the Hustler XXX empire, this one is protected by Bitdefender.

However you choose to pay, there's no mention of Hustler, porn or anything else sex-related on your billing statement. Charges are listed to a generic company name.

When it comes to financial queries, the site has links to Epoch and CCBill. These are 2 leading online payment companies which process online transactions. You can choose which you want to use to process your payment.

Unfortunately, there's no live chat support or phone number to call. I suppose Hustler doesn't want to be hustled itself by users.

The platform instead features an online query submission form or you can use an email they provide in the support page.

Odds & Ends

The site is fully optimized to work on mobile devices such as smartphones and tablets. If you're using a mobile device you can enjoy all the functions which are available on the desktop version.

At the top of the site there's a link to Live Girls. This redirects you to Hustler Live which features live sex cam rooms hosted by both porn-stars, glamor models, live video chat sex hosts and amateur wannabe porn performers. 

If you're looking for some cam2cam fun with a sexy MILF, mature or GILF, the Hustler live cams have a great selection streaming 24/7.

These shows though aren't included in your subscription. If you want to enjoy a parody all to yourself where it's just you and a gorgeous babe having some funky fun and virtual XXX games, you'll need to pay an extra per-minute surcharge.

Conclusion

Hustler Parodies shows in technicolor glory why Hustler has been at the forefront of XXX media for almost half a century.

There is nothing I can say negative about the production and the quality of the movies here. And, with over 940 titles to choose from, you've got several months of kinky enjoyment ahead of you.

Normally I recommend taking out a one-month pass, but in this case — I'd say go for the 3-month subscription. With so many titles on this site, as well as thousands more on related platforms, you'll barely have time to come up for air during the 90 day wankathon which no doubt will happen.