SoapyMassage Review

Slippery, sexual, sensual and steamy. This is what you should expect if you enter a treatment room at SoapyMassage.

This site is all about full-service erotic massages that are guaranteed to give the client an extremely happy ending.

Gorgeous masseuses show just what can happen when an XXX massage fantasy becomes a reality under their soapy touch.

And, a key to the SoapyMassage club is also a key to a world of sexual satisfaction. Your membership to SoapyMassage gives you access to an online porn wonderland where over 55,000 X-rated videos are waiting to show you the many different ways you can get a happy ending.

Prices & Payment Options

• 1 Year at $9.95/mo - $119.40 total
• **1 Month at $19.95/mo - $19.95 total
• *3 Day trial for $2.95

Before you're tempted to take out a trial subscription for 3 days thinking you can binge-watch XXX massage clips and download as many as your bandwidth can handle, think again.

*The trial subscription only gives you access to few videos and you won't be able to download anything.

**If you take out a 1-month membership, you'll get full access to all the scenes at SoapyMassage and across the network of affiliated porn sites, but the subscription limits viewing to streaming only. There are no download capabilities.

The only way you'll be able to watch a porn clip from SoapyMassage offline is by subscribing to the yearly package. This is the only option if you want to download the XXX vids.

All the rates will initially appear in US$, but on the payment page, most likely the final amount will be listed in your local currency.

If you choose the yearly subscription bear in mind you'll need to pay for the full amount up front. There's no option to pay in monthly installments.

If you do opt for the 3 day trial period, not only can you only stream a very limited number of clips in the 72 hours, but if you don't cancel the trial period before the 72 hours end, you'll be enrolled as a monthly subscriber and charged a higher recurring monthly rate of $29.95. This is $10 more than the regular monthly price.

There is one big red flag you'll need to take down before confirming any purchase and that's the pre-checked add-on box. There's a tiny little box that's ticked on the payment page. If you don't uncheck it you'll be charged an additional $4.95 for a 3-day trial membership to an additional porn site.

But, even more annoying is that after 72 hours you'll be signed up to the additional platform's monthly subscription plan which comes in at $29.95/month. And you'll be charged this amount every month until you manually cancel the subscription. So make sure you uncheck that box.

If you leave the payment page without finalizing the transaction, the site will tempt you to close the deal by offering a discount off any package. If you click on the box to accept the discount, you'll find yourself in a live chat session with a customer service rep who may lay on the heavy sale... Just a word of warning friends!

The good news though is that SoapyMassage maybe somewhat oily when it comes to slipping on additional purchases, but there's nothing slippery about the payment options the site accepts.

SoapyMassage accepts two types of payments, either credit cards or brand/store gift cards. The option to use the value of a gift card as payment for porn is only available to users based in the USA and using a card where the amount is in US$.

The credit cards the platform accepts are: Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Diners Club and JCB.

How to Cancel Membership

If you choose the 1-month or 1-year subscription plan, remember that it's a recurring package which means you'll automatically be re-enrolled and charged for the same period when the time you paid for ends.

You can cancel your membership by either contacting the payment provider used or by contacting the site. On the bottom of the homepage of SoapyMassage, there's a link for Customer Support.

This brings up two options, either a live chat support representative or an email address in which to send your cancellation request.

Whichever route you opt to use, it's always recommended to get confirmation in writing from the site that your subscription will be cancelled and no further charges made.

Quality of Porn

If you're looking for some dirty, grainy, subpar porn, this isn't the site for you. While many of the clips are filmed in the style of a hidden cam on the wall, it's obvious there's nothing hidden about the camera work that goes into these sexy videos.

All the productions are professionally produced with the stars perfectly positioned throughout the run-time of the movie ensuring you get a bird's eye view of just whats rubbing off and slipping in the prone and pert bodies on the massage table.

And, it's not just full-body slip and slide massages on a table in a massage parlor that Soapy Massage offers.

Bathtubs filled with suds, kitchen tables where it's not just dishes that are put down and licked clean and backyards where pool boys are made to oil up and wash down more than just the client's pool are all settings for some very kinky soapy massages.

The porn-stars in the clips feature some recognizable faces and bodies. You know you're watching high-class porn if lovelies such as Nikki Daniels, Ryder Skye, Jenaveve Jolie and Britney Amber are all opening their legs for some silky squirting.

The type of porn-stars you won't see here though are amateurs. If you're looking for a fresh-face, this site isn't going to get you all juiced up. Most of the performers are experienced adult actresses. While I certainly didn't recognize every name, it was obvious that those girls who were new to me, weren't new to X-rated filming.

Another type of  model that's somewhat absent from SoapyMassage's casting coach are bigger babes such as BBW and plus-sized porn stars. I can never understand why the powers that be assume we're all looking for slim, big-titted beauties. Sure, they're stunning, but variety is the spice of life (especially a sex life).

However, when it comes to ethnicities, the massage tables here welcome everyone. There's a great selection of not only European and American girls, but also a large number of Asian porn stars and ebony queens both giving and getting a full-body external and internal pounding.

Types of Porn

SoapyMassage isn't the only massage porn site your subscription gives access to.

SoapyMassage is part of the mega XXX group — Adult Time Network. This means your membership grants you full entry into a world of 300 video sex sites.

And, when it comes to massages with a happy ending, in addition to the full-service erotic rub-downs at SoapyMassage, there are an additional 6 massage themed X-rated options at your fingertips: Fantasy Massage, Massage Parlor, All Girl Massage, Nuru Massage, Tricky Spa and Milking Table.

• Fantasy Massage is a mixture of all types of massages, gel, oil, soap, cream where the only common thread is that sex is going to happen and it's going to happen in all ways possible.

• Massage Parlor is similar to Fantasy Massage, but takes thing to the next level with the massages sometimes getting rough and hardcore, though no-one seems to be lodging a complaint about the service they're receiving at the hands of a kinky masseuse.

• All Girl Massage is pretty self-explanatory. For some sensual lesbian loving in girl-on-girl scenes there's no better rub-down themed XXX site than this pussy pleasuring platform.

• Nuru Massage is similar to Soapy Massage though here, all the oiling up is done using a Nuru, a thick lube gel that's extremely slippy. Girls, guys, girls-on-girls and group scenes all get the Nuru treatment.

• Tricky Spa centers on male masseuses who are faced with a dilemma when naked clients seem to want more than a regular body massage. What can a man do when a woman opens her legs and asks for some oily action in places where the sun rarely shines?

• And, for me, my fave kinky fantasy — the Milking Table. The XXX clips in this platform show what happens when a guy's dick gets milked for all it's worth. He often lays on his stomach and surprise, surprise, there's a hole on the table for his cock to hang through and he then gets milked by hand and mouth until the cream jizzes out.

Content & Update Frequency

While the content is solid, with most videos lasting over 15 minutes, there haven't been any new uploads in a very long time.

They state there are 8+ updates every day. This though pertains to the network overall, not SoapyMassage.

However, with so many sex massage scenes to choose from across the platform, you won't run out of viewing options. There are 2,200 raunchy rub-a-dub porn videos at your disposal.

Video & Image Quality

All of the clips are available to stream in HD, though if you're looking for some slippery sexy porn pummeling in 4K, you're out of luck. 

Other sites in the Adult Time Network have UHD 4K (2180p) videos to stream and download but SoapyMassage doesn't.

And remember, unless you've taken out a full year's membership, you'll only be able to stream a clip.

Safety/Discretion

While the site may not have the most recent porn massage movies available, it does ensure up-to-date security protocols which means all the information sent to and from the site is protected from the nefarious eyes of hackers and online scammers.

SoapyMassage runs on an HTTPS platform. This means all data is scrambled and secured by multi-encryption software so only the designated recipient can access it.

When it comes to a paper trial, SoapyMassage or even Adult Time won't appear on any billing statement. Charges are credited to a generic company name which gives no indication as to what your subscription relates to. 

Odds & Ends

Your pass to SoapyMassage is a pass to unlock over 55,000 XXX videos of not just massages, but all types of sexual genres and set-ups which comprise the Adult Time Network channel series.

And, if you don't want to be stuck behind a monitor, the site is not just mobile friendly, working smoothly on smartphones and tablets, but you can also direct stream the action to your tv on Firetv and ChromeCast.

All the porn videos at SoapyMassage are noted as being 'exclusive'. While they certainly are exclusive to the Adult Time Network, it doesn't mean they're exclusive to the site.

There is significant cross-over on the massage-themed sex platforms which can be somewhat frustrating.

Conclusion

It's hard to look at SoapyMassage at a stand-alone XXX massage site. It's a cog in the larger and sexier wheel which is the mega porn world of the Adult Time Network.

This site by itself hasn't been updated in a really long time and features a limited number of movies. However, that isn't an issue if you think of your subscription as a key that'll unlocked the bounty of boobs, butts and bonking that is available when you become a member of any platform in the network.

A subscription to SoapyMassage (which is really a subscription to Adult Time Network) can be for many, the only porn subscription needed.

As such, go for a yearly pass. It's less than $10 a month and gives you unlimited streaming and downloading of thousands of the hottest porn scenes online. One thing's for sure, you'll never be stuck on what to watch.